All stories posted remain the property of their respective authors; Clint and Tony (and the team) get drunk, fall into bed together, fall out of it, and fall back in again. Clint squirms underneath the covers, reveling in the softness all around all of him, and lets out a happy noise into the fluffy pillow. left kudos on this work! Steve's gone red again. Don't screw up.". I remember!. which, to be fair, was a good point. Could he do something about the fact that he had a bunk bed? Tony looks baffled, maybe? Tony stood up exasperated lay and put up his fists. And out of those two, only one can be remedied, I'm afraid. Tony sighs dramatically before he straddles Clint and brushes their lips together. Never have I ever had a building fall on me" Natasha said. He won't be bothered by it. Yeah, oh, Tony snipes. "I think that's a good idea," I say before leaning over onto dad and passing out. The game was being set up, and Peter could hear all the whispered ideas from his teammates. So why are you asking us to date, then?, Tony deflates a little, caught between looking sulky and dejected. Six minutes. He looks a little green around the edges, but mostly okay, so Clint nods at him. Guys? Tony says. Not that he could remember, at least. Before some aliens come and blow it up., We could make a trip out of it, Bruce muses. Peter decides to host a reality show for the Avengers as Tony's Intern and it goes as well as you expect. Right, yeah, that makes me feel a lot better, Tony huffs, but he doesn't move away. I haven't been there since I was a kid.. It's the rules., The rules say that I have to drink if I've done it, Clint says just to piss him off. Team red, only being 16-17 had juice boxes. "Never Have I Ever had a girlfriend." Said Sam. They fell into bed and fell out of it again. Please consider turning it on! Tony, Natasha snaps. Badly. There is a mentioning of an injury, but it is not too descriptive. "Never have I ever kissed someone of the same sex," Scott says and everyone but Uncle Rohdey, Aunt May and him takes a drink. They all thought that things were going to be better now. #natasharomanoff Clint starts sneaking into Natasha's room again, and she usually lets him curl up with her, because she knows what horrors lurk in his subconscious. He tries to catch the Tony's gaze. she exclaimed, her own speech interrupted by her constant giggles. She lets him. Yall nasty, Sam shook his head. All of you" Clint said. Steve asked. She's super badass. Wait, what? Tony says, whipping his head around to pin Clint down with his eager stare. Got a hangover, Clint says, but he pushes into it when the hand moves to trail up and down his thigh, slowly, languidly. I have an ally! When they want to. Lucky for him, in the two minutes it took MJ to return with a bag of the metal things, there had only been a great deal of laughter he had to deal with. Then Thor throws his head back and laughs, clinks his jug against Tony's bottle and takes a long swig. It's a weird, stiff laugh. I think I'll join you, doctor, Steve says, before stuttering out not I mean, not in that-, Capsicle, pumpkin, you're good, Tony drawls. How will she react? Why MJ chose him to 'be in charge', he didn't know. Clint doesn't avoid Tony. Natasha sets down her mug and walks out of the room without a word. Although I, you know. Peter almost screamed, but in his dazed state (caused by the worried MJ) he didn't do anything, just let his friend roll up his oversized sleeve to reveal muscles and A giant cut, from his elbow towards his shoulder. Dad questions and I can see him starting to turn red. Only Peter managed to hear Bruce's quiet and defeated "God dammit" and didn't bother explaining why he was sniggering. Because Tony has stayed in his own bed this week, when he hasn't just camped out in his workshop (which are most days, from what Clint can see). JARVIS won't be there to pick you up if you start choking on your own vomit.. "REALLY" Clint yelled. I could send you some info about demisexuality? Bruce asks gently, his hand still lingering on Steve's shoulder. Come on, that one was obvious, Clint complained. ! and feels metal beneath one of his hands instead of flesh, that Clint lets his instinct take the backseat in order for his logic to come through. Clint arches an eyebrow, but drinks; just like Natasha does, obviously. Never have I ever been in more than a hundred countries. He takes a sip of Bailey's, and Clint, Natasha and Tony follow his lead. They're all pretty smashed at this point, save for Bruce (who's going easy on the good stuff) and Cap (whose ridiculous metabolism has already blown through all the alcohol he's consumed, rendering him annoyingly sober, in Clint's opinion), but Natasha doesn't lose all her composure and walls when she's drunk, unlike other people. When you're ready, when you're sure, and when there's nobody else in the middle. Only alcoholics use glasses, Tony huffs and grabs a bag of M&M's. Clint kind of wants to hug the guy. Clint snorts into the good Captain's neck. Clint's missed this more than he's missed the sex. Lifted Mjlnir" Wanda said. Whaddya say?, Bruce hums in agreement. But it'd be nice if you didn't prove my abandonment and trust issues wrong but high-tailing out of here. That's a thing becoming more and more frequent, actually; the kissing. Tony sighs again, dramatically, and glances over at Clint to look for a reaction. Can I just crash here? He grimaces at the awkward phrasing, but Tony nods and scoots over. He hangs up Tony's discarded clothes while he's at it; he's a slob by nature, but Coulson's been a good influence. Peter smirked. Never have I ever repurposed a common household item into a sex toy, then needed medical assistance because I had a foreign object stuck inside me, Tony cried. Evelyn Warner was a nurse during World War 2 working side-by-side with Captain America and Peggy Carter. 'lfway into the Pern bottle? Tony offers. Then: Wait so what about when you're not drunk anymore?. It's after one of Clint's undercover missions, three days of playing nice and hiding in plain sight before he could get where he needed and take out the people he should. #infinity Wait, doesn't that defeat the purpose? Steve asks. I broke like 4 ribs, my ankle, my hand and my foot. Never have I ever taken it up the ass. And he grins, all teeth and glee, as the rest of the team groan in exasperation. Clint wonders, in the privacy of his own mind, if Tony actually did choose this game for team bonding and not just to determine the virginity of Captain America. Never have I ever filmed myself or had someone else film me having sex, Rhodey said looking directly at Tony. "Because we're like siblings and always want to remember that," Ava says and we drop our shirts back down. Sometimes the only way we could eat was to dine and dash, Steve shrugged. Oh FUCK YOU MAXIMOFF! Tony shrieked while the others howled with laughter; even Vision smiled reservedly. Two sets of arrows find their way to the target's center without him really concentrating. It made that particular shade of blue safe in Clint's mind again. Fancy that., What? They didn't mind sharing, Natasha was just glad she was in a position to shove her friend onto the ground at any moment. Ben goes to a Clippers game with both Howard and Devi. Would he say yes or no? Supposedly Loki was visiting an old ally but Thor and Bruce had shared a look, knowing exactly who the god of mischief was talking about. He's not sure if it's a warning sign or a sign of affection, but he flops onto his stomach anyway so he faces the circle. Hmmm, Tony says before popping a few pieces of colored candy into his mouth. Kidding?, No no, Tony says, sounding far away, shaking his head slowly. The Avengers were gathered in the common room, ready with bottles of booze for the drinking game of the century. It was not my first time with a shield brother, and I would be honoured to accept any of you as bedmates. He grins widely. Drink up, all of whom this may concern, Tony chirrups and takes a long swig. "Never have I ever met Tony Stark." She huffs a laugh and drinks again. So he kisses her because she's beautiful, and awesome, and cool, and also pretty. Never have I ever ooh, wait, question.. Do you mind if I you don't have to answer if this makes you uncomfortable. He waits until Steve's looking at him. But apparently, now is the moment to talk. Thor nods, as if pleased with this approval, and empties his jug before refilling it. The Avengers get together to play "never have I ever" and some people seem to be determined to shock everyone, and some just want to pick on Tony for his partying past. Abe ringed the bell. Natasha clinks her bottle with Clint's. Everyone grabs a drink and the junior team in scolded because we are trying to get the alcoholicdrinks, not like it could affect me anyways. Not that he were in any danger for any of those questions. She waved at them. I'd love to stay and chat. He's honest-to-god pulled out a huge array of soft, big, fluffy pillows so they can all settle there. Eaten a cheeseburger really? Tony snarks. I'm not really he huffs and his ears grow pinker. He's adorable, Tony drawls, a noticeable slur in his words by now, and Thor laughs, because he's laughing at pretty much anything at this point. She has a huge crush on a boy named Peter and hopes he likes her back, shes gets bullied by Liz who keeps it suttle so she doesnt get yelled at. Okay, that's it, Clint says, because seriously, the guy looks like a puppy. As Clint understands, the game's usually a ploy to get laid anyway, which makes him wonder why Tony wants to play it so badly. "Nope, he's straight and started dating Cassidy from maths. "Never have I ever been electrocuted," Danny says and everyone but Aunt May, T'challa, and he take a drink. "Nope, nuh uh, nothing." Please consider turning it on! And you wonder why people ship you two?. Parker, you're in charge. Thor's a beast in the sack.. MJ grinned. Yeah, wellnever have I ever had to ask someone if we had sex because I couldnt remember. Steve sheepishly said, moving the game along. So when Stark Industries called her, desperate for a housekeeper, there was no way in heaven she was gonna refuse. Nn. It counts, Bruce says, and Clint obediently drinks. Right! Vague snorts from the rest of the team. This one counts.". "Never have I ever kissed a teammate," I say and everyone on the senior team takes a drink. Clint quashes that voice so hard it groans in metaphorical pain and leaves him alone. Natasha huffs a laugh and pulls back. Yes, Tony, Bruce says in his indulgent and slightly patronising tone, and Clint has another giggle-fit into Nat's shoulder. Hugging and stuff, that's I like that.. *SPOILERS* 374 guests Most were innocent, 'never have I ever slept in a bunk bed.' Peter, how did you even manage that?" I don't know, I've hung out with Nat too much.". She had loving parents, a roof over her head, and enough food to always satisfy her hunger. His name is Percy Jackson. Rules, shmules. It's been great, guys.. ", "Sure," Thor sat up a little straighter, pondering what on earth he could say "Never have I ever been arrested more than once. Did we make up? Tony asks, his whole face scrunched up in confusion and an attempt to remember yesterday. Most of the bottle's gone by now, so yeah, he's gonna have a shit day tomorrow. Clint chuckled. Steve looks a little scandalized again, and even Nat's arched an eyebrow, but Tony waves them off. Two months, just about, Natasha says and twists to jab an elbow in Steve's side before ducking to avoid a fist in the face. "Never have I ever been awake for longer than 48 hours," Rohdey says and everyone but Aunt May takes a drink. They just lie there, entangled, and slowly drift off. We should get on that, then. Ok, never have I ever dined and dashed, Peter decided to start out with a relatively tame non-confession. "Never have I ever kissed a guy." I'm falling asleep, Bruce says, and there's rustling. And he can't help but be a little impressed, himself Thor he might understand, but the other two? In the end, he poured out a shot of apple juice and handed it to the pouting teenager. A sex ally! He squirms happily where he sits and knocks his elbow against Clint's in what's probably supposed to be a companionable gesture. 'Course you can. No joke, no leering, no inappropriate comment. Not that fond of the taste, to be fair, but it'll do nicely. "Is that true, referee M Jee?" He was never robbed, but the other he had dealt his fair share with them, just never as the victim. Instead, he closes his eyes and tries to sleep, and lets his hand find Tony's deceptively soft hair. The Avengers were gathered in the common room, ready with bottles of booze for the drinking game of the century. If there are limits, the fun's gone. Nobody comments on it; it's clear that Steve doesn't expect to drink a lot.
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